Oh noes!

I have made a list of possible activities to entertain me while this ban goes on.
Things to do.
0) Make a list of things to entertain me
1) Proforum
2) Drama-free mice
3) Play Transformice
4) Make food(speaking of which I should start thawing the chicken..mmmm smoked bbq chicken)
5) Read a book (my Inbox as far as books go is overflowing..I'm like 10 behind all my friends)
6) Work on writing my book
7) GO OUTSIDE(zOMG)
8) Walk the dog
9) Get drunk and pass out
10) PM all of my friends til they're tired of talking to me :P
11) Sign onto MSN and bug Vidaria
12) Figure out my computer problems
13) Put together that book shelf...
14) Burn those CDs
15) Wash the car
16) Turn on the TV
17) Look at porn... or pictures of hot NGers ;) Lol nawww
18) Jog
19) Clean the house
20) Beat the dog
21) Watch Youtube videos and become up on the latest memes
22) Watch the 9/11 fireworks **
23) Deposit Experience
24) Text my ex and see how the wedding planning is coming
25) Sleep
26) Write essays for the sake of writing essays
27) Apologize to the dog, then beat her again
28) Stalk userpages
29) MAYK MOAR LISTS

Reasons why it's dangerous to sleep next to my wife: (These are all accidental)
1) She grinds her teeth, if she pushes against you and grinds her teeth, you could be bit.
2) She could cough shit up on your face.
3) She could elbow you in the face.
4) Say goodbye to that pillow
5) Bye bye blanket
6) She talks in her sleep quite often, don't talk back, it only makes it worse.
7) If you get up to pee or get water in the middle of the night, say goodbye to your spot.
8) If she's cold and wants to cuddle, you could get hit in the nuts on accident.

** Anyone find it odd that they're blowing shit up in remembrance of shit being blown up?