Total Medals Earned: 3,625 (From 650 different games.) Total Medal Score: 60,540 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/150 points)
Woke up with 100 clicks or less.
Woke up for the festival.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Checked the More Games.
Checked the game's credit.
Woke up in less than 90 seconds.
Found tempeh on the Peak Plate.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 13/18 (220/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Clear 10% of the Map
Mine 20 Diamonds
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Get your own stand burnt
Complete the game
Get yourself thrown into the trash
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/700 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 10
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
win stage 16
win stage 17
win stage 18
win stage 19
win stage 20
win stage 21
win stage 22
win stage 23
win stage 24
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/310 points)
Don't do aything!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Produce over 1,000 Squares!
Earn over $100,000!
Maximize the Income skill!
Maximize the volume of the theme song, by AeronMusic!
Pay less than %10 during budgeting.
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $50,000!
Maximize the "Health" Skill!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Destroy 100 Hostilities!
Earn over $750,000!
Beat the game with the #1 High Score!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/125 points)
Collect wood.
Start playing.
Mine down to the world's bottom layer.
Craft an axe.
Open up the craft menu.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of diamonds.
Mine a diamond block.
Craft a shovel.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of gold.
Mine and hold 500 blocks of dirt.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of iron.
Smelt cobble stone.
Craft a pickaxe.
Craft and hold 50 fences.
Smelt sand.
Smelt clay.
Craft all iron tools.
Craft all gold tools.
Craft all diamond tools.
Medals Earned: 8/21 (85/490 points)
Smelt something in the Blast furnace
Acquire Gold Ore
Acquire Sapphire
Smith a Shield
Smith a Golden Shield
Smith a Pickaxe
Smith a Sword
Acquire Dragonstone
Have more than 1000 Coal
Pillage a House
Get as close to under 9000 money as you can
Acquire 100 Bravery Power
Acquire 100 Mining Power
Acquire 25 Armor Power
Have 13 Oak Wood and 37 Willow Wood at the same time
Smith a Necklace
Smith a Dragon Tool
Acquire 1000 Total Power
Medals Earned: 8/27 (75/500 points)
Complete a quest
Smelt something in the Blast Furnace
Acquire a rune
Smith a shield
Smith a pickaxe
Smith a sword
Acquire Dragonstone via mining
Complete the first Quest set
Have more than 1000 coal
Get as close to under 9000 coins as you can
Smith a golden shield
Acquire 25 armor power
Finish the Village quest set
Smith a Dragonstone tool
Smith a necklace
Defeat Paulous
Acquire the Emerald pickaxe