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Total Medals Earned: 3,674 (From
666 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 61,440 Points
5 Points Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Buttons Per Minutes
10 Points You started up the game!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Caesar's Day Off
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points RAAAWR.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
CaGe - Casual Genocide
5 Points Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
5 Points Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
10 Points Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
10 Points Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
10 Points Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Medals Earned: 5/38 (40/500 points)
Call of 'Doody'
5 Points Poop Yourself to Death
5 Points Get Electrocuted
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Candy for Christmas
5 Points Visit Optimos' NG page
5 Points Reach 100 of score
10 Points Reach 100 cookies
10 Points Reach 1k of score
50 Points Max out all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 5/8 (80/190 points)
Cannonboy Falls in Love
5 Points Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
5 Points Send your score for the world to see!
5 Points Earn a bronze medal!
5 Points Earn a silver medal!
5 Points Wear your first cap
5 Points Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
10 Points Earn a gold medal!
25 Points Get at least 7 achievements
25 Points Now try to beat your highscore!
25 Points Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
25 Points Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
25 Points Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (160/340 points)
25 Points Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Care Baby Bears
100 Points Complete Level 1
100 Points Complete Level 2
100 Points Submit Score
Medals Earned: 3/3 (300/300 points)