Total Medals Earned: 3,630 (From 652 different games.) Total Medal Score: 60,560 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
RAAAWR.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 5/38 (40/500 points)
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (80/190 points)
Visit Optimos' NG page
Reach 100 of score
Reach 100 cookies
Reach 1k of score
Max out all the upgrades
Survive for 2 minutes in Free Mode
Reach 25k of score
Survive for 5 minutes in Free Mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Overcome those pesky box obstacles!
Impress Trapeze Girl with a Swanky Trick!
Bounce off the Lion Tamer in Level 11!
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (160/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Figure out the controls!
Earn a platinum medal!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/100 points)
Complete Level 2