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Total Medals Earned: 3,660 (From
660 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 61,175 Points
Buttons Per Minutes
10 Points You started up the game!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Caesar's Day Off
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points RAAAWR.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
CaGe - Casual Genocide
5 Points Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
5 Points Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
10 Points Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
10 Points Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
10 Points Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Medals Earned: 5/38 (40/500 points)
Call of 'Doody'
5 Points Poop Yourself to Death
5 Points Get Electrocuted
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Candy for Christmas
5 Points Visit Optimos' NG page
5 Points Reach 100 of score
10 Points Reach 100 cookies
10 Points Reach 1k of score
50 Points Max out all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 5/8 (80/190 points)
Cannonboy Falls in Love
5 Points Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
5 Points Send your score for the world to see!
5 Points Earn a bronze medal!
5 Points Earn a silver medal!
5 Points Wear your first cap
5 Points Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
10 Points Earn a gold medal!
25 Points Get at least 7 achievements
25 Points Now try to beat your highscore!
25 Points Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
25 Points Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
25 Points Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (160/340 points)
25 Points Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Care Baby Bears
100 Points Complete Level 1
100 Points Complete Level 2
100 Points Submit Score
Medals Earned: 3/3 (300/300 points)
5 Points Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
5 Points Craft your first item
5 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/150 points)