You need to work on your Blams, they're about 4 saves per Blam.
Work. Sleep. Deposit Exp. Work. Sleep Deposit Exp. Get drunk lots inbetween. Repeat.
Age 39, Male
Taco Slave
Of Hard Knocks :P
Flash Portal
Joined on 11/2/03
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Comments
I agree whole-heartedly....it's been difficult to get blams since I've been missing out on the late-night submissions that usually have more of a harsh voting base.
But I do agree..My blams suck.
This guy's blams suck lol.
<a href="http://toocool100.newgrounds.com">http://toocool100.newgrounds.com</a>
Oh holy crap, that's amazing..talk about a protect-whore.
youre not very talkative.
pm me or ill cut ur balls off with a spoon.
yes a spoon.
a plastic one as a matter of fact.
Not even one that has points on it? Like a spork? You mean a real dull plastic spoon?!
yep
and i wont sharpen it either
But then you'd have to be all like..grabbing at them and stuff..and I dunno..I'm kinda ticklish. I dunno if I could hold still long enough to have them chopped off.
ever hear of something called bondage?
need i say more?
Hrmm..well my wife and I know something about Japanese Rope Torture we learned from the 18 and over show at Rocky Horror Picture Show :D It was kinda kinki
lol arent u a bit young to be married?
most ppl wait till their late 20s early 30s at least
I'm 22, that's pretty late into my 20s :P
Ok so it's not..but we were married when we were 19.
awwww thats so sweet and romantic and *rambles on*
yea ima romantic <.< lol
Yeah, I'm happy about it too..it's exciting.
She's paying for my lazy ass to go to college :D
:o!
bad boy! *knees* being lazy! :o
I know! I shoulda gone to school on Wednesday..but I just didn't want to.
THEN! I dropped my math class to swap for another psych class of equal value so there wasn't a price difference...I had to drop it. I hated my teacher :D I don't wanna pay $282 to take a stupid class by a stupid teacher.
Better to put that money into psych or something.
But I had like a 3.2 GPA last term which is my highest EVER! Woot!
whyd u stop pming me *hated* :(
Fine, I sent you another PM :P
*running in virtual circles!*
lol
*steals ur whistle*
yay
btw i have a prob
i want a nice deity whistle...
but im lazy...
and not to mention i find bronze extremely ugly
so if i lvl ill be forced to have it at bronze for an undetermined amount of time
(not that i like stupid dull pink whistles either)
":o!
bad boy! *knees* being lazy! :o"
I should change boy to girl and send this message right back Miz Lazy Bonez.
But yeah, the Deity whistle is nice..I was fortunate to be off showering and hanging out with people when everybody lost their whistles because of that spam guy. I agree though, Bronze is a little on the ugly side..I like Silver best but...Deity is just so cool lookin.
Try going to Rage's Gift: Abusive Reviews..they have lotsa links sometimes to some good abusives.
too lazy ^.^
*shrug* I guess everybody has to be too lazy for at least one thing in their lives. Mine is too lazy to get up and find the cell phone..which I really should find sometime soon.
BUT I ARE LAZY!
POWER TO LAZY PEOPLE!
does the following make sense whatsoever
im too lazy to do my homework past whats required to pass with a semi decent grade
but if a friend needs help wif hw
ill help them even if i dont do my hw >.>
That seems like a nice thing to do, I wish someone would help me with my homework from time to time.
I'm too lazy to go to the store to get cigarettes for myself but when my friend wants me to go to the liquor store, the same distance, I'll do it.
alcohol and drugs are bad!
dont do them!
my uncle died from lung cancer!
I'm sorry to hear that :( That's some sad news.
Alcohol is yummerz though..when you're cold it can warm you up..a nice warm sip of whiskey..then you get a nice frosty brew on a hot day. Perfect for any weather. Some irish cream in a coffee on a cold day. A white russian at a family gathering so they think it's milk...the list goes on and on of perfect drinks and times to drink them :)
its bad!!!!
and its okay he died when i was in 5th grade
im in 11th now
i just use it to guilt ppl into not doing drugs
im very protective of my friends
Alrighty :) I'm glad to hear you're in 11th grade..I only made it to 9th. Granted, I'm in college now so it all worked out but I really did drop out about a week after turning 16.
And now this kitty is all over the keyboard making me mess up left and right! I'd look like a darn fool if I kept all that there..oh I already do.
Doh!
lol i dont plan on going to college
but i might
i still havent decided
my cat does that to me sometimes
he gets jealous im ignoring him for a computer
so he starts walking on the laptop
and im like grr -.-
but i cant be mad at him i wuv him
I know, I can't do anything but laugh and give him nuzzles..which totally doesn't give him the correct message: I'm annoyed go away. Then he starts purring and it's like "aww..how can I be mad at you, geez" and then he usually starts howling because he hasn't been fixed and he's in that stage where he wants to get him some realllly bad and howls from time to time trying to alert sexy female cats of his presense.
Even if the only one nearby is his mom and he doesn't really want her and she doesn't really want him.
I don't blame them. I don't wanna do it with my mom.
roflmao
i think u need to buy him a girl cat >.> 1 tht isnt fixed lol
Maybe not buy one to keep..but when his birthday rolls around I'll remember to borrow a female cat for the night for him :P
Get him some catnip and a fine french pussy...or should it be shaved? *cackles thinking of a shaved cat* Poor kittis!
eh get him a couple diff 1s so he can choose :p
lol i made a catnip toy for connor
i bought a clean sock
2 blk buttons
pink felt
white felt
really strong white thread
and suede lace
and 2 bags of catnip
i filled the sock all the way
sewed it shut
put ears on it out of the white and pink felt
put eyes on it out of the buttons
put the nose on it with the pink felt
and sewed suede lace (u have no idea how hard it is to use a needle to stab thru suede lace) onto it too
of course i sewed it lots of times under the threat if it opens ill be the 1 to clean it
Awww, I really should do something similar to that..Maybe make it two layers since we have a stupid dog who likes to destroy things quickly..hrm..actually better to use some kinda steel cage with a catnip toy in it..then he can sniff the toy and bat at it without the dog chewing it to shreds.
I just need a steel cage..steel cage..*goes off looking around*
lol the reason i made it is because once a while ago a catnip toy i bought got ripped open and inside there was...
a piece of cotton and a little insignificant amount of catnip
i bought catnip and cut a sleeve of 1 of my old shirts off
i sewed 1 end of it closed about 3x
than filled it
and sewed it shut
i gave it to him and eventually it ran outta catnip
i made another
it ran out
so for xmas he got the mouse in his stocking
...he hasnt even touched his other xmas presents yet :)
Aww, that was this christmas? That's so cool.
Hot glue probably isn't the safest thing to use on a kitty toy, huh?
I'm pretty bad at sewing, but I guess I could give it a whack and see what happens..it would be a CATastrophe I can already tell :P
Maybe I'd be better off buying a pre-made toy and just cutting a small hole, filling that up, and sewing it back closed..
Then putting it all in a steel trap so the dog doesn't get to it :P She really does destroy everything in her path...but that sounds like an awesome toy. I wish I was connor :( :( :(
yea u cant use glue
i mean theyd lick the toy and thus lick the glue and than die >.>
and thatd be bad :(
and connor wuvs it
and connors spoiled
i let him scratch at the furniture
but my parents dont
but if hes scratching at the arm of the couch
and im sitting there
and my parents tell me to make him stop i dont do anything
cause hes allowed to (even if i bought him a cardboard scratching post with catnip in the shape of a lounge thing that he uses sometimes)
Yeah! I've taken to feeding him people food and people keep telling me that's bad for him..but I dunno, he looks healthier than the other cats. He's still pimpin his stuff around the house and being noisy. He doesn't like sweet things though, like I can't get him to eat carmel or peanut butter..but he'll get down on some Ramen Seasoning :)
I'm glad your cat is spoiled..I wish I was your cat :D Hell, I wish I was my cat :P Life must be good for that guy. He gets whatever he wants whenever. Even though I've had to be mean recently cuz every once in a while he gives his mom that look like "I'm gonna jump your loins, momma!"
And I'm like "nuuu! Not your mom!"
You're right, I need to get him some different poon to choose from
Sispri
That sux teh shit...
Senmetsu
It's not so bad, I'm making friends better this way :P